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Amish Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise)
as i walk throught the valley where i harvest my grain,
i take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.
but that's just perfect for an amish like me,
you know i shun fancy things like electricity.
at 4:30 in the mornin' i'm milking cows,
jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows, fool
and i've been milking and plowing so long that
even ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.
i'm a man of the land, i'm into discipline,
got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin,
but if i finish all of my chores, and you finish thine,
then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.
(chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise,
i churn butter once or twice, living in an amish paradise,
it's hard work and sacrifice, living in an amish paradise,
we sell quilts at discount price, living in an amish paradise.
a local boy kicked me in the butt last week,
i just smiled at him, and i turned the other cheek.
i don't really care, in fact i wish him well,
cause i'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell.
i ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it,
an amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
i never wear buttons, but i got a cool hat,
and my homies agree i really look good in black, fool
if you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears,
we haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years,
but we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare,
we're just technologically impaired.
there's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury,
like robinson caruso, it's as primitive as can be,
(chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise,
we're just plain and simple guys, living in an amish paradise,
there's no time for sin and vice, living in an amish paradise,
we don't fight, we all play nice, living in an amish paradise
hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter,
raised a barn on monday, soon i'll raise another
think you're really rightious?
think you're pure in heart?
well i know i'm a million times as humble as thou art.
i'm the pioust guy the little amletts want to be like
on my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife.
so don't be vain, and don't be whiney,
or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney.
(chorus)
we've been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise,
we're all crazy mennonites, living in an amish paradise,
there's no cops or traffic lights, living in an amish paradise,
but you'd probably think it bites, living in an amish paradise,
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ah-ah
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
yech!
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Smells Like Nirvana (Smells Like Teen Spirit)
what is this song all about?
can't figure any lyrics out
how do the words to it go?
i wish you'd tell me, i don't know
don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
don't know, don't know, don't know...
now i'm mumblin' and i'm screamin'
and i don't know what i'm singin'
crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
i still don't know what i'm singin'
we're so loud and incoherent
boy, this oughta bug your parents
yeah
it's unintel-ligible
i just can't get it through my skull
it's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
with all these marbles in my mouth
don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
don't know, don't know, don't know...
well, we don't sound like madonna
here we are now, we're nirvana
sing distinctly? we don't wanna
buy our album, we're nirvana
a garage band from seattle
well, it sure beats raising cattle
yeah
and i forgot the next verse
oh well, i guess it pays to rehearse
the lyric sheet's so hard to find
what are the words? oh, nevermind
don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
don't know, don't know, don't know...
well, i'm yellin' and we're playin'
but i don't know what i'm sayin'
what's the message i'm conveyin'?
can you tell me what i'm sayin'?
so have you got some idea?
didn't think so -- well, i'll see ya
sayonara, sayonara
ayonawa, odinawa
odinaya, yodinaya
yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
ayaaaaaah!
Bu şarkının videosu da inanılmaz güzel. Ağzındaki suyla melodiyi yapması falan çok hoş. Bir röportajında yazıyordu: Kurt Cobain'e sormuş şarkıyı yapmak için. Cobain tamam demiş ve yine "Fat" gibi mi yapacaksın diye sormuş ama "Hayır. Şarkılarının anlaşılmaması hakkında olacak" demiş...
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The Saga Begins (Star Wars ile ilgili/gerçi bununla ilgili çok var ama)
a long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
naboo was under an attack
and i thought me and qui-gon jinn
could talk the federation into
maybe cutting them a little slack
but their response, it didn't thrill us
they locked the doors and tried to kill us
we escaped from that gas
then met jar jar and boss nass
we took a bongo from the scene
and we went to theed to see the queen
we all wound up on tatooine
that's where we found this boy...
oh my my, this here anakin guy
may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
"soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
did you know this junkyard slave
isn't even old enough to shave
but he can use the force they say
ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
though he's just nine and she's fourteen
yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
well, i know he built c-3po
and i've heard how fast his pod can go
and we were broke, it's true
so we made a wager or two
he was a prepubescent flyin' ace
and the minute jabba started off that race
well, i know who would win first place
oh yes, it was our boy
we started singin'... my my, this here anakin guy
may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
"soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
now we finally got to coruscant
the jedi council we knew would want
to see how good the boy could be
so we took him there and we told the tale
how his midi-chlorians were off the scale
and he might fulfill that prophecy
oh, the council was impressed, of course
could he bring balance to the force?
they interviewed the kid
oh, training they forbid
because yoda sensed in him much fear
and qui-gon said, "now listen here
just stick it in your pointy ear
i still will teach this boy"
he was singin'... my my, this here anakin guy
may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
"soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
we caught a ride back to naboo
'cause queen amidala wanted to
i frankly would've liked to stay
we all fought in that epic war
and it wasn't long at all before
little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
and in the end some gungans died
some ships blew up and some pilots fried
a lot of folks were croakin'
the battle droids were broken
and the jedi i admire most
met up with darth maul and now he's toast
well, i'm still here and he's a ghost
i guess i'll train this boy
and i was singin'... my my, this here anakin guy
may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
"soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
we were singin'... my my, this here anakin guy
may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi".
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Fat (Bad)
your butt is wide, well mine is too.
just watch your mouth, or i'll sit on you.
the word is out, better treat me right,
'cause i'm the king of cellulite.
ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right.
my zippers bust, my buckles break.
i'm too much man for you to take.
the pavement cracks when i fall down.
i've got more chins than chinatown.
well i've never used a phone booth,
and i've never seen my toes.
when i'm goin' to the movies
i take up seven rows!
because i'm fat, i'm fat--come on.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--you know it.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--come on, you know.
(fat fat--really really fat)
don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout.
just tell me once again ..... who's fat?
when i walk out to get my mail,
it measures on the richter scale.
down at the beach i'm a lucky man.
i'm the only one who gets a tan.
if i have one more pie a la mode,
i'm gonna need my own zip code.
when you're only having seconds,
i'm having twenty-thirds.
when i go to get my shoes shined,
i gotta take their word.
because i'm fat, i'm fat--come on.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--you know it.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--you know it you know.
(fat fat--really really fat)
and my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.
lemme tell you once again ..... who's fat?
if you see me comin' your way,
better give me plenty space.
if i tell you that i'm hungry,
then won't you feed my face.
because i'm fat, i'm fat--come on.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--you know it.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--you know it you know.
(fat fat--really really fat)
woo woo woo! when i sit around the house,
i really sit around the house.
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--come on.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--you know it, you know it.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know you know you know--come on.
(fat fat--really really fat)
and you know all by myself i'm a crowd.
lemme tell you once again.
you know i'm huge! i'm fat, you know it.
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat--you know, hoo!
(fat fat--really really fat)
you know i'm fat, i'm fat--you know it, you know.
(fat fat--really really fat)
and the whole world knows i'm fat and i'm proud.
just tell me once again ............................ who's fat?
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Bulun dinleyin. It's All About The Pentiums, Like A Surgeon, Eat It ve daha birçok şarkısı var. Hepsi çok güzel...
